The Riverbank Vinyl Sticker by Arcane Bullshit

Banks are useless. All they do is take your money and put it into a gigantic mattress underneath the empire state building. Then they do some dark rituals, and when your money comes back it smells funny.

Here is a 3.5" x 3.5" 3-colour vinyl sticker presenting an extremely viable and increasingly popular alternative to modern banking. Turtle time!