Too Sleepy Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker by Arcane Bullshit

Have you seen the gripping courtroom drama "Too Sleepy to Prosecute: Chains of Languor"? Me neither, but I am pretty sure it stars Ashley Judd and Jurpin McPludder and has 3.1 stars on IMDB. This is a sticker you can show in any courtroom to have any charges dropped.

This black-and-white vinyl sticker is backed with a permanent adhesive and should be durable enough for indoor and outdoor silliness.